31. Chikken,Tikkah ho ya Karahiii,,,,....
Mangni ho Shadi ho ya ho Sagaiii,,,,....
NEW MESSAGE me ab TYPE kroo koi likhaiiii,,,,....
Kabhi to zaya kro,,,ik Rupiya OOooo herjaiii,,,,....
Mery Mobile ki hai bas yehi duhaiii,,,...
Ik message to kroo mery bhai,,,... |
| 32. You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA |
| 33. Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko
sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart
ko phor diya |
34. Judai aapki rulate rahegi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal Pal Jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har Saans Yaari Nibhati rahengi... |
35. Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga |
36. Rooz ik nya fraib deta he
Dost hay us ko zaib deta he |
| 37. Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,har
saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,maut to sachai hai aani
hai,lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....! |
| 28. Ahat koi aye to lagta hai ke tum ho..
saya ko lahrye to lagta hai ke tum ho.. SMS koi aye to lagta
hai ke tum ho abb tum hi batao kaya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho
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| 39. Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,toh mohabbat
ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,na koi aur hota kharid-dar
SURF-EXCEL KA,aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! |
| 40. jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn
ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho
gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye |
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