| 1.
how can i spell s_ccess widout U?or C_TE? or _NIQ_E?ican't even
hav F_N or any good L_CK widout U looks
like i jus can't S_RVIVE wid out U? |
| 2.
chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati
to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar
akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi. |
| 3.
whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always
thnk of & 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin
y i sent it 2 U. |
| 4.
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen
khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke
piyar main aur laila bethee thi sms free honeke intizaar main.
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| 5.
i was waitin da nite to see da moon it didn't appear so i called
da sky 2 ask where da moon is? It told
me da moon is readin ur msg:) |
| 6.
dia hai upper waley ne mobile to itnee to kadar kia kero karo
na karo call per her roz do char sms to
kia kero |
| 7.
Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki
khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur
app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D |
| 8.
dil main aik shor sa ho rahah hai bina sms dil bor ho raha hai
kaheen aisa to naheen aik piyara sa dost
hum se door ho raha hai |
| 9.
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle
se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI..... |
10.
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath
ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair &
lovely mila |
| 11.
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE
ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare
le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8
ho...! |
| 12.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan
se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon |
13.
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS
padh raha hai. |
| 14.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar
kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS
yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. |
| 15.
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye , waha Haritik bhi jhukta
hai , Kaho Na Pyaar Hai , Kya mooh dukhta
hai |
| 16.
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya , Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
, Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya
Maal Aaya |
| 17.
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai , na to makeup hai,
na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur
khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko , Tum ne zulfon
ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
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| 18.
Jis din se juda vo humse hue , is dil ne dharkna chor diya ,
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra , taaro
ne chamkna chor diya |
| 19.
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi , yeh afwaah
zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi , shaan
se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum , itne dino mein kuch to jagah
banayi hogi |
| 20.
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein , aur mita dete hain,
Unke liye ye khel hoga , magar hume to
vo mitti mein mila dete hain... |
