121.
Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho. |
122.
Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera naam...
Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam.. |
123.
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna... |
124.
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana. |
125.
who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!! |
126.
Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod
diya,
yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya
or bas |
127.
7 rules to be happy...
1>never hate
2>dont't worry
3>live simple
4>expect a little
5>give a lot
6>akways smile
7>have a friend like me..... |
128.
LOVE: easy to say, difficult to stay, beautiful to feel, dificult
deal...
DIFFICULT is PART of LIFE, but that's the reason
WHY GIRLFRIEND IS NEVER A WIFE....!!!! |
129.
Ek truck dusre truck ko khinch ke jaa raha tha, yeh dekh kar
ek aadmi
jor jor se husne lagaa or jamin pe lotpot ho gayaa aur bola,
"ek rasse ke tkde ko uthane ke liye 2-2 TRUCK?" |
130.
One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,
"padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...." |
131.
Ga saku aapka nagma, wo saaz kahan se lau,
suna saku kuch aapko, wo andaz kahan se lau,
yun to chand ki tarif karna aasan hai,
kar saku aapki taarif, wo alfaz kahan se lau... |
132.
One mann passing by on a road, was invited by his friend to
play
CHESS..
He said "wait for 5 min. let me go and wear SPORT SHOES!!! |
133.
we like each other because
u think I m Nice
I think u r nice
u think I m cool
I think u r cool
U think I m sweet
I think u r sweet
U think I m Smart
I think u r RIGHT. |
134.
Life without U is impossible.
U R in my breath, in my blood.
I can not stay 4 a second without U.
If U R not there, i m dead....
Hellloooo...I M talking about OXYGEN..!!!! |
135.
Life is like MATHS:
friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo, Khushiyon ko
Multiply
X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo |
