| 21.
Arz kiya hai..... , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah!
wah wah! , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana
band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? , ha ha ha ha.....
|
| 22.
You r my sweet SONA , I don't want u KHONA , I want a place
in your heart's KONA , Otherwise i will
start RONA , Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA |
| 23.
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya , to night ko sleeping chor diya ,
tere face ki gentle beauty ne , mere kind heart
ko phor diya |
| 24.
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar
nazar aati hai , na koi aur hota
kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA , aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam
nazar aati hai...!!! |
25.
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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| 26.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum , waqt-bewaqt aaye vo
fever ho tum , Doob kar jisme marr jayu
vo River ho tum , Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... |
| 27.
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai , Toote khwaboo ke siwa
kuch na pass hota hai , Tumahri yaad
aise waqt bohat aati hai , Bandar jab pass hota hai |
| 28.
Apple kat ta hoon knife se , Paani peeta hoon pipe se , Kya
zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife
se |
| 29.
na tum chat per atin , na main deewana hota , na tum patthar
martin , na main kana hota |
| 30.
yeh kon sa jaam tum nay hamain piladiya, is sar phiray ka sara
system hiladiya |
| 31.
meray marnay kay baad meray doston yun ansoo na bahana , agar
yaad aye to seedhay upar chalay
ana |
| 32.
Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi , Woh sendal
kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari
thi |
| 33.
Shahrukh khan jo is dharti pey aya , hum to kya, khuda bi pashtaya |
| 34.
Aur bhi bohat si cheezin lut chuki hain dil k sath , yeh bataya
doston ne ishq farmane k baad , isliye
kamre ki aik aik cheez check karta hon , aik tere aney se pehle
aur aik tere jane k baad |
| 35.
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon , Aaati hai to
aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon |
| 36.
ise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi , Jise pyar kiya woh italy
chali gayi , Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar
le zalim , Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi |
| 37.
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA , TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI
RAAT KA SAAYA , SAR MUNDWA
LE TO SAVERA HO JAI. |
| 38.
Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... , Kaaash
ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke
daag hote..... , Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote |
| 39.
Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho ..... , ARE
Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali
na ho!! |
| 40.
yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo , Bhale Chheen lo mujhse
US ka Visa , magar mujhko lauta do
college ki canteen , vo kam chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa,
college ki canteen me hum sab the
raja, |
| 41.
kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa , vo project ki Khatir
shahar bhar bhataknaa , vo lecture mein
doston ki proxy lagaanaa , vo sar ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane
udaanaa , vo submission ki raton
ko jagnaa jagaanaa , vo orals ki khahani vo Lab-on ka kissaa....
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| 42.
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa , bhulaaye nahin bhool
sakta hai koi , jivan ka ek atoot hissaa...
, vo college ki yaaden, vo college ke din , koi to louta de
mere college ke din........ |
| 43.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar
kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS
yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. |
| 44.
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne
kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... , maano..."Shhhsss...KOI
Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai.... |
| 45.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de , tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar
de , Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat
suna , Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de |
