201.
Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per,
Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho |
202.
Our frndship means alot 2 me.
u cry,i cry.
u laugh , i laugh .
u jump out of d window......i look down......& laugh again
|
| 203.
Kamal kay hai nakhray teray ajeeb tera style hai .......baat
kernay ki tameez nahi aur hath mai mobile hai :P |
| 204.
Kya aapke sir pe SEENGH hain No! Just Check it CHECKED? Yes!
Nahin Hain? Nahin! R U Sure? Yes! Koi baat nahi GADHE ke bi
nahi hote. |
| 205.
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, door kahin ek janm paoge, is baar
jo hua, bahut bura hua, agle baar tum ek lambi poonch aur char
tangen paoge. |
| 206.I
asked my girl friend "where u wanna go 4 date" she
replied "some where i have never been " I said "what
about the kitchen" |
| 207.
Zindagi me kuch karana he to pyar karo kisi ldki se iqrar karo
ya to use friendship karo agar ye kuch naa kar sako jao pani
me jake dub maro |
208.
Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay
Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay |
209.
What husband calls their Wives??????
1st year Barby Doll..........
2nd year China Doll.........
3rd year Baby Doll.........
............&.............
4th year PanaDoll.............
..............HAHAHA........... |
| 210.
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL
ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno
ho to chup rahiyega... :P |
