191.
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter's photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper. |
192.
What is the limit of telling a lie..?
A negro bathing and singing "paani mein jale mera gora
badan". |
193.
A chinese pair, Mr. and Mrs. hua got twins without getting married.
Guess, what did they named them?
Ans: Jo hua, So hua. |
194.
One day i read smoking is bad,
i stopped smoking.
one day i read drinking is bad,
i stopped drinking.
one day i read SEX is bad,
i stopped reading. |
| 195.
its too hard to lose someone who is 95% cute 96% sweet 97% loving
98%talanted and 100% friendly thats me what a shame if u lose
me hahahahahhaahhahahhahhahahh |
196.
WELCOME To
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U r welcome
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Try
www.monkey.com |
197.
Tum haste raho..
Haste raho..
Haste raho..
Mukurate raho..
Sada khilkhilate raho..
Khush raho..
Mera kiya hai..
Log tumhain hi Pagal kahenge..
Hahahahaha....... |
198.
I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. |
199.
I love "u",
I love "u",
I love "u",
I love "u",
I love "u",
I love "u",
I love "u".
Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x,
y, z ! |
200.
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
Bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho! |
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