| 181.
A son asks his father the difference between "Confident"
and "Confidential". The father replied "you are
my son; iam confident about it. Your friend is also my son,
that's confidential". |
| 182.
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long can a human
being live without BRAIN. Kindly tell them your AGE. |
| 183.
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki
jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se guzro wahan ke har ghar se
awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye! |
184.
SHRAB BANY TO MEKHANA BANA
SHAMMA BANY TO PARWANA BANA
HUSSAN BANA TO DEWANA BANA
KUCH TO KAHS BAAT HAI TUM MAIN
JO GUJRAWALA MAIN PAGAL KAHAN BANA |
185.
*Monday= Friend ship!
*Tuesday = Love!
*Wednesday = perposal!
*Thursday = Wedding!
*Friday = Fighting
*Saturday = Divorce!
*Sunday = Rest!
*Monday = Next! |
186.
apni piyari c surat ka ek baar deedar de,
tarap rahay hain hum yahan ab aur na intezar de,
beshak aawaz na souna apni a zalim,
per ek miss call to mar de....... |
187.
Ansu teranikle tou ankhain meri hon
Dil tera dharke tou dharkan meri ho
Khuda keray dosti humari itni gehri ho JOOTAY tujhay peray KARTOOT
meri hon.. |
188.
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai.... |
189.
QUESTION?
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R U SEARCHING 4 ANSWER?
SHAM ON U
1+1=2 |
190.
Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local. |
