171.
One Sardar love with a nurse.
HE writes love letter.
He writes,"I Love you Sister". |
172.
Always listen to your hubby. He gives sound advice:
99% Sound & 1% Advice.... |
173.
aankhoon main aansoon dil main hain zakham.
tum se milne ko dil karta hay khuda ki kasam..... |
174.
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! |
175.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of
a fool............ |
176.
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the
horse
?
He is given his last chance to run away. |
177.
Kal baba ji kaa birthday sirsa me dhoom dhaam se manaya jaygaa
jahaa pe kambal aur aata baatein jayein ge..........
ye sms khaas khaas "BHIKHARIYO" ke paas bhege jaa
rahe hai..... |
| 178.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over,
there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
179.
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around
you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !! |
| 180.
APPLE JUICE,MANGO JUICE,BANANA JUICE,PINEAPPLE JUICE BUT JO
SMS NA KARE WOH BADA KANJOOS. |
