161.
Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja. |
162.
When words fail... eyes work,
when eyes fail... heart works,
and when heart fails... to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU' |
| 163.
Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon
ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye
shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye. |
164.
Girlfriends are like net virus.
They enter your life, Scan your pockets, Edit your mind, Download
problems & Delete your happiness... |
165.
Boy: in just 3 days of knowing each other, u r ready for marriage?
Girl: I am working in the same bank for 3 years in which u have
your account. |
| 166.
Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar ladna, fekne mein kami
na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad
rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna. |
167.
Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water....
God Know What happened but they came down with a DAUGHTER. |
| 168.
Hum gaye hasseno ki gali mein kaha " Hamse Ishq lada lo
" Lekin jab dekha unke BAP ko to kaha " Bhande KALI
kara lo ". |
169.
Tum aa gaye ho
Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo tino mil kar picture dekh aate hai |
170.
Ek admi sadhu se bola,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upay
batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta? |
