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shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
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Apni Zindgi Me Muje Sharik Samjna,
Koi Gam Aaye To Qarib Samjna,
De Dengy Muskrahat Aansoon K Badle,
Magar Hazaron Doston Me Thora Aziz Samajna
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Chachi To Bhatija:
Hum CHAAT Ke Dukaan Kholenge,
Lekin Gaahak Kase Aaenge. Bhatija To Chachi:
Me Advertise Krunga 10 Rs Me Chachi Ki "CHAAT" Lo..
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Yeh Larkiya Kitni Chalaak Hoti Hain..... Apna18 Rupiye Liter
walay Doodh Ka Thaila Dikha Kar.... Aap Ka 180 Rupiye kilo
Wala Ghee Nikaal Leti Hain.:-
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Aanso aajatey hen aankho mey
par labo per hansi lani parti hey
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hey yaaro
jis sey kartey ho usi sey chupani parti hey.
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Mery hath uthy
Mery Lub hily
Mery DiL se
yeh Awaz uthi
Tery honton
Ki hansi
Teri
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kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume. kisi ke dil ko dukhana
na aaya hume. kisi ke liye tarpna to seekh liya par apne liye
kisi ko tarpana na aaya hume
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HAR SUBAH ki DHUND kuch YAAD dilati hai.....
HAR PHOOL ki KUSHBO ek JADU jagati hai....
CHAHON na CHAHON KITNA bhi,
PAR APKI YAAD aa he jati hai..
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Khushiyon par kisi ka pehra nahi hota
Har umeed par Dil thehra nahi hota.
Tum ho isliye Hum nibhate hain pyar.
Varna har pyar ka rishta itna gehra nahi hota.
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Aik lamha jo bar bar stata hai,
Najane yeh dil kiya chahta hai,
Kash aap hotay humari nazron k samnay,
Per yeh "KASH" kash he reh jata hai..
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Teacher:
"Anita ne ghaas khai",
is ka future tense batao?
,
Sardar Student answered:
"Anita kal
doodh degi ".
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Lady 2 dr: mera beta motr cycle se gir gaya hai.
Dr:i dont understand urdu Plz explain ur problem in english.
Lady: my londa gironda from hero honda.
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Ager ap k ghar k kareb ik larki ho,wo khobsorat ho,aap ko
pasand karti ho,aap ko ishara kar k bulati ho to mat jana
kyun k is k liye
'MAIN HO NA'
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W0 kesa shakhs hai k her roz saza deta hai,
Phir hansata hai wo itna ke bhula deta hai. |
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pni992 n0279q
2iHT 9>liI 2m2
place ur mobil in front of mirror and read this sms in mirror
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Lrki ki t shrt pr bili ki pictur ko lrka ghorne lga,
Girl sys,kia kbhi bili nhin deki.
Boy,''bili to dkhi hai.
Pr doodh ki rkhwali krte howe pehli baar dekhi'
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Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.
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Wo meri ankh ka sapna hy agr wo samjhe
Wo meri zat ka hisa hy agr wo samjhe
Ho nahi sakti juda phol se khusbo jasy
Sath hamara bhi kuch asa hy agr wo samjah. |
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Bohat door rah kar bhe pass lagte ho...
Nazaroon se door ho kar bhe pas lagte ho...
Dosroon ke diye houy SMS humay karte ho...
Phir bhi smart lagte ho..!ha ha.
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Kabhi Tum apni Mohabbat ka aitbar to do,
Main chahon toot k Tum ko yeh ikhtiyar to do,
Guzarti he nahi mujh se Zindagi tanha,
Aj rat NURGIS ki CD udhar to do...
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